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With electric motor, juice lids, battery and sugar, you can make your own cotton candy machine!

The thing about Mr. Bean is that he always does things his way. If something frustrates him then he simply changes the rules.  And that’s especially true when it comes to Mr. Bean playing games at Fairs or school functions. He always finds the way around the rules to win a game and this video is no exception…

1 - I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2 - Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3 - I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4 - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
5 - Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
6 - Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
7 - We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
8 - Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
9 - We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
10 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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A toddler can’t sing. – Says who? She can sing very well and confidently especially during the chorus part, just that an assistant is still needed to get her connected again sometime.

Compilation of random accidents in one. Lots of people getting hurt because of their own stupidity.

Now here is an example of creative and witty thinking.

I suppose this is the best way to advertise your business, especially when you are the one who separate couples.

After many funny wedding card posts, here is a funny divorce advertisement.

Word’s fastest everything; gun shooter, clapper, etc.

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn Right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, “did ya see that?” No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
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Ever think before what if one day the world most dependent resources were to depleted, what will happen to the air, sea and ground vehicles?